Monday, November 24, 2003
Rhymes With "Shat"
posted by Mary |
11/24/2003 04:45:00 PM
While the rest of the world is in an uproar over Michael Jackson I'm still concentrating on Mike Myers as the Cat and the Hat. Just some of the things that I've read and laughed over in the past few days:
"The damn thing looks like John Wayne Gacy or Pennywise the Clown from Stephen King's "It."
"Creepier than Michael Jackson's mug shot, and yet very similar. Parents shouldn't leave their kids alone with this circus sideshow, either."
"Kelly Preston shows up, says her lines and cashes the check, all while wondering how on earth Scientology will her guide her through this ordeal."
"The Cat in the Hat forms clumps for easy scooping and disposal."
"Mike Myers: Asshole in Fur."
And now...official poll results."Mike Myers as the Cat in the Hat is..."
So freakin' creepy-looking 33% (4 votes)
So creepy he's nightmare inducing 16% (2 votes)
So creepy I shriek in horror everytime I see a commercial for the movie. 41% (the winner, with 5 votes)
Whaaaa? Mike Myers is so hilarious....he looks adorable! I can't wait to see the movie! 8% (1 lonely vote)
The movie looks so bad I...almost..want....to....see it!