Wednesday, February 04, 2004
AARP: The Magazine. Yeeeeahh, baby!
posted by Mary |
2/04/2004 08:03:00 AM
Since we've been in our new house we've been recieving a lot of mail. Most of it is not addressed to us but is for the previous owners, a nice older couple in their late 60s or early 70s. Not sure why their mail is not being forwarded but everyday we receive all kinds of junk mail, catalogs, magazines, etc. Yesterday I was amusing myself thumbing through the latest issue of the AARP (American Association of Retired Persons) Magazine. Expecting articles on pension plans, reviews of Anne Murray albums, whatever. But hey - AARP The Magazine doesn't want you thinking they're old-fashioned. The headline at the top of the cover jumped out at me - "My Husband Is Addicited to Internet Porn." Whoah! I opened the magazine and then found a profile of the world's oldest male stripper - the 60 year-old Bernie Baker.
Wait a second....is he wearing socks with a g-string?
I had no idea the AARP was so....salacious. Can't wait for next month's issue to come in!