Thursday, December 09, 2004  

Detections: Sex, Sex.

I'm not one for sending many jokes/forwards to friends but I had to share the "Tequila Christmas Cookie" recipe that amused me this morning. I sent it out to a few girlfriends and immediately got this response:


NOTIFICATION ALERT!!!

Webshield triggered with the following information:
Detection(s): Sex, Sex
Sender: emailmaryw@yahoo.com
Recipients: Katie.Campbell@Burroughs-Chapin.com
See your system administrator for further information.


Date: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 07:29:41 -0800 (PST)
From: "Campbell, Katie"
To: "Mary Watkins"


"Campbell, Katie" wrote:

Were you trying to send me something by chance? Our stupid web-blocker sent a message that denied your message due to ?sex, sex? in the body of e-mail ? go figure!!


Date: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 07:29:41 -0800 (PST)
From: "Mary Watkins"
To: "Campbell, Katie"


How odd! Admittedly, I was sending you a stupid joke email but there was no mention of "sex" in it anywhere. It was for tequila Christmas cookies. (pretty funny too)

Hmmm...it did mention something about chopped "nuts"....maybe your web-blocker is just perverted?

MW


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Date: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 07:29:41 -0800 (PST)
From: "Campbell, Katie"
To: "Mary Watkins"


"Campbell, Katie" wrote

Did it again! What the deal I wonder? Web blockers suck!!!


Date: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 07:29:41 -0800 (PST)
From: "Mary Watkins"
To: "Campbell, Katie"


WTF?! Guess my reply to you didn't make it through either. Your web-blocker is such a perv.

Anyway, I was sending you a stupid joke email but there was no mention of something that starts with an "s" and ends with and "x". And also has an "e" in there somewhere.

It was a recipe for Christmas cookies involving a beverage that is native to Mexico and sometimes contains a worm in the bottle. It rhymes with "Mose Huervo." Apparently your web-blocker is racist and does not condone consumption of Mexican beverages.

As I tried to tell you before - the recipe contained no mention of the "s" word but did have a reference to something that squirrels eat and is often served in a glass bowl at cocktail parties. It starts with a "n" and ends with an "uts".

Your web-blocker = completely filthy mind.

xo,
MW


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You've got to be kidding me. Am now posting this on blog as can no longer keep Katie in suspense.

If you haven't seen this before - enjoy!

| posted by Mary | 12/09/2004 11:02:00 AM
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