Monday, January 17, 2005
Who The Hell Wants To Be Midge?
And thus begins another hellishly busy week at work. Kimberly sent the below distraction my way earlier in the day....apparently she knows how to use Photoshop for evil purposes.
Below we have the effervescent Jessica Simpson, photo courtesy of those lovely Snarkywood girls.
And here we have, Mary Simpson, complete with weird lospsided boobs:
My initials thoughts?
- Must look into teeth whitening immediately! Teeth must be supernatural shade of white and appear to be just one giant expanse of white tooth, rather than individual teeth (aka 'cartoon teeth').
- My regular body never looks as shiny as my new Jessica Simpson Body. Must remember to rub vaseline on arms or something before going out. Baby oil? Wesson spray?
- I will never had a 13" waist no matter how much I starve myself so I'm just going to let go of that ideal right now.