Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Because I Like to Humiliate Myself....
posted by Mary |
2/01/2005 07:29:00 PM
I dredged up my '94 Junior Prom photo. BEHOLD my shiny suntan pantyhose! My Miss Piggy-looking pumps! Limp hair! Falling-off dress! Bored date who is only one inch taller than I am!
Sorry, no display of the senior prom, I can't find the photo. Yet.
Instead, here's an extra treat that I found in my Box 'O High School Crap. One of many newspaper clippings, this one from May 25, 1995, an article featuring quotes from seniors on graduation gifts.
That's me in the center, pretending to open a gift that SURE AS HELL HAD NOT BETTER BE JELLY BEANS. I cannot believe how snotty I sound in the article:
Mary Harris of LaGrange High doesn't want get any kind of stuffed animals or jelly beans. "I'm always getting jelly beans for gifts and I don't like them!", she said. "I would like to get money I could use on my graduation trip to Europe."
Or some Louis Vuitton luggage for my trip would be nice as well. What a little snoot.